down and out

It’s official. No more diving.

Well for at least 2 months while my eardrum heals back over. A visit to the Hobart Hyperbaric Chamber yesterday revealed that my left eardrum is perforated and I will be designated boat b!&ch for the near future. I guess it is a lucky break considering other, more intense outcomes that could have hit.

How does it feel? Like a midget squatting on your left shoulder, poking his pointy little finger in your ear 24/7. Nasty.